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MC Paul Barman
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Salvation Barmy
I am a pretty little dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me
I was walkin' down the street Look at boobs, asses, faces Went into Salvation Army For some used glasses cases Next to the doorway
The cashier in casmir held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay' Looked at her anxiously Two lip rings looked like fangs to me I said, 'Hope my sperm'll get under your thermal
Underwear because You're cuter than Nermal' She said, 'Go get a haircut' So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my Carhearts
Put my Moon in her StarTrek And to make stupid stupider I slapped a ring on my ass Said, 'Now my Moon's Jupiter' Fuckin' asshole
She has a boyfriend, Fatty He comes from Cincinnati With forty-eight toes And a pickle on his nose And this is the way the story goes
Clickity-clack he's at the rag with a jacket It's black Italiano, look back cause he's backlet Hey, what's up with these fuckin' Chinese looking
Street-gang jackets We started to slowdance I said, 'No chance for romance If I have to wear condoms 'Cause they feel like snowpants' Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
But I couldn't stay calm Because she revealed a bra Made of two yamakas I said, 'You're hella great, let's celebrate' We took the freight elevator to continue
Our back and forth shaggin' sports In the room with the dampenport When men become cuckles She chuckled, I felt her knuckles Above my belt-buckle
One day when she was walking She heard her boyfriend talking To a little girl with the strawberry curls And this is what he said to her
My pissed off gibrowski turned three Colors like Christof Caslouski I said, 'A hand job's a man's job You're job's a blow job' That porn snob That corn cob with a doorknob
Is a born slob, and I'll blameless Every penis wants to be famous It's a good way to stay misogamistic and aimless She said, 'I'm glad you explained that My name is Jane Pratt
Before you jerk off on my head Please pass me that rainhat' So I did, you know, what can I say? I'm a lonely male who'll settle For any phony in a ponytail
C'mon, bring your women over here so I can show 'em a real Italian man I got the best of both fuckin' worlds here Fuckin' black man's dick And an Italian man's brains
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