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1 14.Somebody Like Me ll my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me She ... mebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny Yeah call me crazy but it's easy to see Yeah baby I think that you're lookin' for someone like me oh yeah Somebody like me Oh ... mebody that thinks all my bad jokes sound funny(All my bad jokes sound funny) Yeah call me crazy but it's easy
2 4.Exile ' but the joke's not funny at all And it took you five whole
3 9.TheJoke Is On Me t9.TheJoke Is On Me Composer Tim Woodcock I live my life so easy I like my love straight down the line High big or low-key that's you and me ... at to do with myself Ain't it funny how your look ain't change But thejoke is on me this time Ain't it funny how I fought you'd stay But the joke is on me this time Someone tell me how to sleep Someone tell me how to sleep I won't get equal and in my way I come back to hau ... at to do with myself Ain't it funny(!
4 9.Hold It Together t awkward joke Too dark to be funny I shouldn't have come it'd be wei
5 1.I Need To Know ing Wid a funny sense of humor and he played his jokes on me I need to know2x That im th

6 4.Swish Swish you're a joker And I'm a courtside killer queen And you will kiss the ring You best believe So keep calm honey I'ma stick around For more tha ... than a minute get used to it Funny my name keeps comin' outcho mouth'Cause I stay winning Lay'em up like Swish swish bish Another one in the basket Can't touch t ... than a minute get used to it Funny my name keeps comin' outcho mouth
7 9.Get Down(Poonana) t Nothing funny know the money thicker than Maliah Man I'm like a stick of dyna—mite baby hype baby never was a liar I can see the future ever ... own nigga I'm so tired of the jokes Your lady running to the wood lik
8 1.YourJokes Aren't Funny 1.YourJokes Aren't Funny[Verse1] Your clothes and your motions they caught my eye It's no disguise what you want from me Your humor[?]so contrived ... o play your game[Chorus] Your jokes aren't funny anymore to me I'm not the same fool that I used to be Your ... e fool that I used to be Your jokes aren't funny anymore to me I'm not the same fool that I used to be[Verse3] You don't need scales to tell you're a snake In for the take yea ... o play you
9 5.Steven's Last Night in Town ek it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin'Cause everyone knows now That every night now will be Steven's last night in town He's charmed everyone here Exc ... e back again Last week it was funny and now the joke's wearing thin'Cause everyone knows now That every night now will be Steven's last night in town[Incomprehensible] We were talk ... bout something seems like was funny And then Steven got quiet I think Steven was mad Maybe he wasn't mad but we felt ve
10 11.Bachelor ame Not a joke not a game Fuck around and iced up my neck Do what I need for respect Hop in a whip and cut school I made that lil bitch straig ... bitches play hard to get It' funny she come but we couldn't pair Oh
11 10.Let Me Love the Lonely t all the jokes Even the ones you know Funny I'm doing that too I love the cro
12 6.Ain't it Funny .Ain't it Funny Producer Paul White[Verse1] Verbal couture Parkour With the metaphors The flow house of horror Dead bolted with metal doors Grinc ... to seize the moment[Pre-Hook] Funny how it happens Who ever would imagine That ... s Who ever would imagine That jokes on you But Satan the one laughing[Hook] Ain't it ... e one laughing[Hook] Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it Ain't it funny how it happens Ain't it[
13 18.Don't Wish Me Well ything is funny But don't say that the jokes on you[Chorus] And I'm going all
14 15.Blank Face nin' over jokers and funny tops Word to my OG he gone that n
15 1.Desperation ghter The joke isn't funny anymore It isn't funny anymore Who defines how we have t
16 1.Sound Like Who it is not funny these niggas ain't even got no jokes Boy they broker than a joke I'm out here really selling that d
17 16.Save Me From Myself t no more funny business Your opinion is litter I'm not fuckin' with it Y'all hittin' up Lantz you not fuckin' with him You hear this beat my ... rribly This paranoia shits no joke I need therapy You niggas easy to
18 1.I Don't Want to Be Funny Anymore ant to Be Funny Anymore I don't wanna be funny anymore. I don't wanna be funny anymore. Lately I've been feeling like the odd man out. I hurt my friends saying things I don't mean out loud. I don't wanna b ... an out loud. I don't wanna be funny anymore. I got a too short skirt maybe I can be the cute one. Is there room in the band? I don't need to be the front man. If ... biggest fan. I don't want the joke to be on me. Yeah I'll buy the clothes and I'll be th
19 4.And So I Tried To Sleep t you are funny And that the joke is on you I dreamt that you are su
20 4.Higher(Feat. Styles P.) nny is No jokes on some funny shit Legalize worldwide the grow

21 1.Solving Problems erse2] We joke and laugh at the present and past How some things do and some don't last Like friends you make'round here sometimes somehow jus ... omehow just disappear Oh it's funny to the two of us The folks back h
22 10.Black Crow I ain't a joke no more Cold cold empty home What's a man to do when he ain't got no dough? And his door's been kicked in By the damn tax man t ... guess I'll say old crow It is funny how it goes I do confess What good is freedom outside these walls If you're living dead I'm gonna pay my dues Make up no excus ... eriff so Black crow I ain't a joke no mor
23 4.Don't You Ever Leave My Side dreams?' Funny how I never really cared. Did you? Chours: Don't you ever leave don't you ever leave don't you ever leave my side Even when I ... that was lit by candle light Funny how the last thing we'd ever do is fight Cause we've seen things no one else could dream You're the kind of person I've never ... opes and futures and dreams?' Funny how we never really cared. Did you? Chorus Verse3: That time we were there wandering in the downtown streets The strumming of ...
24 1.Down On It isn't it funny how everything works out. I guess the ... ything works out. I guess the jokes on me she said.[Chorus] I used to
25 9.Death Of Democracy et It's a joke that isn't funny It's a runway without a dog And i
26 3.Too Much To Take- Interlude then the jokes start flyin' in It's too close to home to be ... It's too close to home to be funny huh Suburbs really sucks with no
27 10.Is That That Bitch mood for jokes I'm not an actor rappin' in a movie bro And I don't know you but know that you a douchey troll With no do's or dont's It's har ... y you might have to save It's funny people tellin' me what type of track to make'You should do a song with him put him on the end' Namin' big name rappers that do ... the shit cuz I'm a fan Made a joke and I post like I did and now my s
28 14.Ghost Story around me funny now they don't No one's in my lane my competition going adios No magician but I dissipate em in a cloud of smoke Revving they ... ou serious and I ain't out of jokes Most of the shit you rap about is unaccountable Sang enough to make you know so watch your mouth and count your own Never seen ... gh Cheating on her from above funny how the roles Got reversed when i
29 22.Propane(feat. Devin The Dude MJG) ny Global Funny I remember how it felt when I was local Now we travel coast to coast Spanish bitches holler'Hola!' When I'm in my Arizona Home ... ught I told you serious Not a joke A real juicy pussy Poke her I Fift
30 25.Laugh Now Cry Later ot tellin jokes or not sayin names You niggas think it's ... n names You niggas think it's funny but I beat yo ass You laughed in my face now I'mma kill yo ass]x2[Verse2: Lil B again] Got bricks in the car bricks in the cou ... t for playin games Not tellin jokes or not sayin names You niggas think it's ... n names You niggas think it's funny but I beat yo ass You laughed in
31 5.One Hundred Miles to Liverpool ow oh no. Funny how a mile can go on forever funny how a day can be an age funny how a smile can face the stormy weather ... e can face the stormy weather funny how a house can be a cage. Chorus:100 miles more to Liverpool100 more miles to go been down this road in sunshine and in snow ... place to go. Me I'm cracking jokes in the bar with all the blokes to
32 8.Paid was all a joke Up the road they don't mention that Let me stick to facts Come to racks I go rack-o-bat Turn up on they ass bitch I am MichaelJ ... s money I swear that you boys funny I'm paid and your girl love me Ye
33 2.Hello Lakisha esume how funny it was a joke i found that no one would call me
34 4.Dorks hink it's funny when defendants from identical haunts Step out the tempest A measure of what the spectrum involves Maybe no one cares party ov ... braggadocio to go from mostly jokey to gross Corrode a homie til his
35 3.I Invented That(feat.Jackie Beat)[Explicit] that AIDS jokes? Yep! Back fat? What did you say? Hairy shoulders? Excuse me? Thunder thighs? Uh what the fuck? Sasquatch feet? YOU'RE GONNA D ... dy Bunny? That man's not even funny What about Dame Edna? I'm gonna i
36 4.Excuses oing It's funny to me the joke is on you And girl I see through i
37 28.The Actual(Feat. Talib Kweli) hink it's joke joke hehe But it's inevitable like dagger in a bro pee-pee Spoke freely to see how the folks feel me I don't even know the real me S ... a cake-baker a money-maker A funny-joker a dummy-smoker A global village i
38 4.Opposite Lanes st a sick joke It never really registered as funny Rather figure out the time they fill the registers with money It never really registered as ... It never really registered as funny Rather figure out the time they f
39 10.Party By Myself laughing Funny on-point he's joke is crackin' Grind on the wall just
40 2.Kathleen pen ear A funny joke and a lack of fear The cop had a w
41 2.Professional Rapper lse doing funny type rap What's that? Well I can tell a story about my morning Watching Boy meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence Li ... d Topanga Oh this shit like a joke to you? I don't get it Nah it ain't like that I just happen to be a nutty abundantly ... ppen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual Like it's a gu
42 1.Spellbound id and as funny but its not fuken funny your slip the wrong one on fuken website and say bullshit about it. and you can't figure it out this is so dence listen wildof ... are you to say one more fuken joke and i'll slit your throat neck. an
43 1.Pretty Girls t get the jokesJust you watch they're so predictable(Some things don't change...)[Pre-Chorus](The girls roll up) Windows roll down(Eyes on us) ... d(Watch them go) It's just so funny(Like bees to the honey!)[Chorus] All around the world pretty girls Wipe the floor with all the boys Pour the drinks bring the ... d(Watch them go) It's just so funny(Like bees to the honey!)[Chorus]
44 2.Smoke and Mirrors hink it's funny That they tell me that I changed like I should be offended That's progression I get better and you can't prevent it Tryna give ... tell me all my rapping was a joke Now she buying tickets to my shows HOOK(x2) Lately I've been rapping like it's all about the money I can't have no fun without ... ithout the funds I think it's funny(yeah) I want that new Lamborghini
45 9.Pedestrian At Best you're a joke but I don't find you very funny my internal monologue is saturated analog it's scratched and drifting I've become attached to the idea it's all a shifting dre ... rigami honey I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny I want to wash out my head with turpentine cyanide I dislike this internal diatribe when I try to catch your eye I hate seeing ... rigami honey I think you're a joke but I don't find you very funny put me on a pedestal

46 2.Super Clean erfuckin' joke Smoke my weed I'll make a bitch choke Damn and I love my money Shouts out to you cause I love you honey[Hook][Verse3] I just ke ... igga like me out here telling jokes But I don't see nothing funny[Hook
47 11.Smuckers acon It's funny when you get extra money Every joke you tell just be extra funny I mean you can even dress extra b
48 8.Kiss Me Honey ooks like jokes in the funny paper Haven't you done anything e
49 2.If We Must Be Apart(A Love Story Continued) is just a joke Everything I do reminds me of everything we used to do' She didn't know that he felt this way'How could he keep this from me Ev ... I still feel for him in some funny way' Can I come closer Can't you
50 6.Be a Man roke as a joke I should do comedy Dude I need a job somebody hire me fast So I could win my girl over she probably cheatin on my ass You mothe ... ly buying an education sounds funny But have a little faith in your s
51 5.A Little Smile a little joke We're getting somewhere Even on a night like this It doesn't have to be ... ke this It doesn't have to be funny These things are hit and miss But
52 12.Time Drags By y oh My!' Funny thing the human race Rush here rush there get no place.[Chorus] We've come a long way looks like the wrong way Now we're broke ... is too long a stay That's no joke! What a day it's been and it's get
53 9.Murder Game they move funny Taught a boy learn from the hand to hand Death is life you can die or you stand[Verse5: Tek] I don't give a fuck not a motherf ... shit to me Nigga try it you a joke no laughing But I'mma grab'e see h
54 2.As One right the funny types they always telling jokes when they holding mics but not me
55 4.Ya Momma So Black its last joke in the laugh factory hit The world actually send that shit back Yo momma so black If anybody try to insult her like that they l ... that they lose No matter how funny guess what you big dummy Thoughts
56 12.Dealbreaker g? That's funny'cause when you were lying Through your teeth No you weren't thinking about me And that lipstick stain you ... e And that lipstick stain you joker Is all I need the party's over Ye
57 7.Captains of Industry ok at you funny Oh this ain't a joke The captains of industry are drivi
58 7.Lookin Back ou acting funny swear to god that I'ma know to swing My cousin said he off to robbing now he smoke again He think its ... w he smoke again He think its funny man like life is just a joke to him Man I done had my share an'
59 7.Rat Race it ain't funny Type of money make you laugh at jokes when it ain't funny Type of money go outside lookin'
60 9.Alright thats not funny I was on a hard road trying not to hurry Rap without a barcode get the bloody money You was in my class fucking up dummy Getti ... o Fuck him if he can't take a joke Full of bad energy i'm a defrost y
61 3.Get Up oke you a joke I was on my ass said'fuck it I gotta get up' Remember I was down bad ... t up' Remember I was down bad funny how the kid up Had to get my shit up nigga run that shit up Aye pick it up I'm out here tryna get it up don't hit me up It's t ... t up' Remember I was down bad funny how the kid up Had to get my shit up nigga run that shit up Aye pick it up I'm out here tryna get it up don't hit me up Bitch ... t up' Remember I was down bad funny how the kid up H
62 6.Cheesy Rat Blues my corny jokes I was stupid; i thought that they were sincere folks It turned out they liked the money and the fame If i ain't get paid i'd b ... sucker for his money It's so funny Cars ride by with the boomin syst
63 3.What They Do heard you'Joke's for you We heard your bitin ass crew but uh Chorus: raphael saadiq Never do what they do when they do what they do(repeat2x) ... 's nothing sacred Hey yo it's funny when i see some rap niggaz do the
64 7.Bird Dog(LP Version) hnny is a joker[he's a bird)] A very funny joker[he's a bird] But when he jokes my honey[he's a dog] His jokin' ain't so ... 's a dog] His jokin' ain't so funny[what a dog]Johnny is a joker that's a'tryin' to steal my baby[
65 6.Nothing Without You I'm sorry Funny only now I know it's true Baby I got nothing without you Since you left I'm a cartoon of myself I'm a mess I'm a ... on of myself I'm a mess I'm a joke I'm someone else I keep telling this story like it's bad news'Cause I don't believe in nothing without you Oh thought I had not ... asted all this time I'm sorry Funny only now I know it's true Baby I got nothing without you I know that I'm a gamble I know that it's a long shot Oh oh oh oh oh ... asted all thi
66 2.Wolves and Snakes noid move funny nigga ain't the same Instead of finding homies nigga rather play the games picture that he was almost blown out the frame If t ... g nigga smoke you I dont mean jokes my killas will really roast you f
67 1.A Guy Walks Into a Bar r The joke's on me and it ain't funny Everybody but me could see the pu
68 12.Swerve laugh at jokes ha ha they think this shit is funny But ain't nothin' funny at all I had to make a hundred th
69 3.Land Of Nod d Trading jokes at the high five pod Why don't bears eat clowns cause the taste ... rs eat clowns cause the taste funny Are you seeing that grey in the s
70 2.No Hard Feelings No Hard Feelings II even fair Funny how I came top ten One year I was hardly even there I knew I do this shit off rip So I dropped that tape Nope I don't wanna do ... w yet nigga I'm still buzzin' Funny how I just applied for a black card And I was the black sheep outta all my cousins Bitch I wanna be the goat bitch I wanna be ... k I'm in it for Niggas makin' jokes ain't bothered by that Every lightskin nigga with eyebrows could rap Lets keep it3000 since Outkast is back Lets keep it3000 s ...
71 2.Earthbound sharp and funny yet creepy With wacky lines Like“Poo needs water for PP” But hey that's Earthbound That's why I love it so If you don't like i ... But it has charming and smart jokes And it has range including2 or3 fajokes And that's my Earthbound That's w
72 7.Apart of It All erse: XO) Funny how at times can't see the bigger picture Designer things and little minor things That make it hard at times to be the bigger ... you ain't close to me This a joke to me People see the world as if t
73 5.OLS4 this Its funny Got your track shoes on but what you running from Shit I know where you going and where you coming from That's immaturity show ... e That just comes across as a joke to me Because you ain't got the kind of love that expires Worst case you'll get tired tell your friends I'm a liar Tried therap ... oo And to them I'm everything Funny I'm great and I'm charming But to
74 5.False Flags nd cruel) joke. The joke it's not funny anymore The violent defilement of
75 4.Where Is My Friend . I see a funny so I press'send'. And then I remember you won't bother to read it to the end. And when you speak you speak like him. You speak ... laugh at things he thinks are funny somehow. And you're always apologizing for the things that you used to be. Well some of us quite like you. Some of us quite li ... ? Is it all just an elaborate joke? Is it all just an elaborate joke? It's like these days when we make plans. I'll be on the train to meet you and you'll call m
76 8.Golden Leaves t A dirty joke we used to laugh about But it's notfunny anymore I fear I choke unless I s
77 15.My Rhyme Ain't Done mond jack joker and the ace of spades Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade Then I played cards with the queen of clubs The queen of h ... e was named the deuce And the joker acted stupid so we gave him the news There was52 cards and I met everyone That story is over but my rhyme ain't done Then I to ... E-Love went first I met these funny little people they called'em skee
78 2.Qualifiers make jazz jokes so I'm flat broke Mad at LOST and that black smoke Fuck you if you're a white man that assumes I speak for black folks Fuck yo ... hoes' And I ain't even being funny homie didn't know Shoulda said it
79 9.Gandalf Took The Drug s telling funny jokes Crying walrus is riding a horny s
80 11.Missing You it feels funny to say that you got any money to pay back? mum's broke her boyfriend's a dumb ... broke her boyfriend's a dumb joke some drunk bloke gets way mad; kin
81 13.Arming the Proletariat With Potato Guns br>[first joke]- Hey Hefe- What?- What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?- Uh... you?[second ... musicians?- Uh... you?[second joke]- Hey Fat Mike what's aJewish dilemma?- I don't know- Free ham![third ... I don't know- Free ham![third joke]- Hey Hefe what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?- What?- Cuatro Sink-o!- Ay!![fourth ... - Cuatro Sink-o!- Ay!![fourth joke]- Hey Melvin you know why Hitler comitted suicide?- Why?-'Cause he got the gas bill![fi
82 4.Calm Down became a joke and everybody became a comedian But we in201-4 and its ... median But we in201-4 and its funny Wasting time is worse than wastin
83 11.Chills it all so funny Like a joke without a punchline. My heart's ra
84 12.Surrender became a joke But it ain't so funny from the end of my rope It gets b
85 24.Reel Wolf Presents The Underworld Ft Various is a gay joke Rap's lethal spit a sixteen at you We'll paint the ceiling with your brains Like the Sistine Chapel I'm the cardinal of carnage ... our hands nice money? You's a funny kid You next to get molly-whopped
86 9.Yes Men ga tell a joke and the shit wasn't funny You the type of nigga that's scar
87 2.Malcolm Tucker ceilings Funny that like a joke that I told at my last show playing to the masses So confident so nonchalant as a front man I should teach classes See some of ... em. Aha back with it that's a funny big on the track innit? B-side ju
88 19.Four Faces that's no joke But with a four-way split the pocket money's hit And all of me is broke I got four heads inside my mind Four rooms I'd like to ... hich one is me You think it's funny I can tell Well you don't underst
89 5.Nothing's Funny Nothing's Funny You're an image pale that points and laughs White list and a fire bath(?) Now tie me down and take me home I'm not afraid ... ur way Chorus: Eventually the jokes aren't free Nothing's ever funny Nothing's funny Verse2: Blood self believe too big to fall Let shadows stand just inches tall You ho?e to God you never die No no no you won't ... ur way Chorus: Eventually the jokes aren't free Nothing's ever funny Nothing's funny But now I
90 11.Popular Song ain't so funny when the joke's on you Uh the joke's on you And everyone's laughing g
91 13.Black Unicorn that it's funny Of something for the books or the bars To bob your head and nod I recall so many never ever thought you'd make it So sad they ... group focused Hit them local jokers with the hocus pocus I'm the dop
92 15.100 Stacks rhyme so funny to some rappers Spittin tryna collect that bill money and sums Revolving a gun them problems come Call the party someone's son ... hony For a6 kill aJoe a nigga joke on it Word to DZA yea my Harlem cr
93 2.Turnt Up lly is no joke The girl of your dreams be coming over the smoke.[Hook:] Turn it up loud turn it up loud Turn it up load turn it up load Drop i ... e drink and smoke Got wearing funny hats like the pope wore Come in l
94 1.Nervous System Killing Joke-Singles Collection 1979 - 20121.Nervous System Lyricist Jaz Coleman Kevin Walker Martin Glover Paul Ferguson Composer Jaz Coleman Kevin ... get your car It's a bit of a joke You're walking down the streets You see the face you see the instinct Start picking it up Everybody's looking for a life to be ... r car Do what you want that's funny Gonna get me all the portion you consigned For your perfect man We know how you do it how you do it Mind psychology Nervous s
95 24.Democracy Album Mix Killing Joke-Singles Collection 1979 - 201224.Democracy Album Mix Lyricist Jaz Coleman Martin Glover Kevin Walker Composer Jaz Coleman Martin Glover ... ever get a referendum anyway) Funny handshakes. insider dealing Et in
96 1.What A Night ouse is a joke I'm that kind of bloke I find that some slippers fit nicely I think your parents might like me The fact is I'm off to the party ... en now It might not seem that funny to you But there's nothing more funny than poo Where's everyone going?
97 6.Clown miss the joke Clear the way for my crash landing I've done it again Another number for your notes I'd be smiling if I wasn't so desperate I'd ... ss Go'head and laugh Coz it's funny I would too if I saw me I'll be your clown On your favourite channel My life's a circus circus Round in circus I'm selling out ... ss Go'head and laugh Coz it's funny I would too if I saw me I'll be your clown On your favourite channel My life's a circus circus Round in circus I'm selling out ...
98 5.Fuck da World knew The funny thing is it could've been me it could've been you I'm tired of people complainin' about the little shit When I just lost my gr ... ck is you mad? You broke as a joke– get up off your ass I hustle like niggas is broke even though I be countin' the cash I gotta get it– like I'm down to my last ... ions but niggas as broke as a joke I went to them schools and spoke t
99 4.Bad Bitch our money funny and I love jokes Girls cum fast when I lick slow A
100 12.Take A Trip down It's funny how it's all jokes one minute And the next everybody

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